The Return of Milkshake
When Andy lived in Hollywood, he had a psychotic break, he became unhinged, it seems, it made my poor heart ache. One day, he saw a beggar with a dog, a cur so cute and sweet, being suckled by her pups, a dog with little feet. My lad pulled out his wad of cash, sixty bucks he did pay, the dog he lifted to his arms, and carried her away. He gave her name that very morn, and Milkshake she was named, he loved her to the moon and back, for this, he couldn't be blamed. He took a cab a hundred miles to Santa Barbara town, and walked into a bar that day his troubles there to drown. He walked into a bar, I say, and left Milkshake outside, He tied her to an iron pole, then she cried and cried. A cop found Andy in the bar and gave to him a fine, He carted Milkshake away, Andy was left to pine. Andy wandered the streets dismayed, he phoned on borrowed cell, "Please help," he begged, "my Milkshake is gone; my heart - a shell." We were enroute to LAX, but turned to try to sa...